![]() 03/10/2015 at 15:59 • Filed to: hearses | ![]() | ![]() |
Hearses are like Pizza, they come in different size with different choices of sauce, meat and cheese. To each their own.
Here are the 5 best hearses from Bing images.
10 - Volvo 240 Shooting Break hearse
I you lived as a Jalop, you want this to be your last ride. It is also probably manual.
9 - The GAZ-13C hearse
If you are a little bit communist, you want this to be your last ride.
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8 - The Mercedes E-class hearse
If you are an exhibitionist, you want to be seen riding this to your grave
7 - The Lincoln MKT Hearse
If you're a soccer mom, you want to go away in a stylish crossover
6 - The Stutz Hearse
If you like fancy stuff, this classic hearse is for you
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The #1 best hearse for someone the universe hasn't finished punching in the dick quite yet.
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That's a sad way to go
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The only way for me to go.
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We see here that there are different fashions for your last trip.
Americans prefer to be hidden, others often favour a more exposed arrangement. No 8 is a style typical of the UK and Ireland. It's a standard hearse, not a weird exhibitionist one.
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There is always the Land Rover Defender hearse.
Rolls Royce hearse.
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If I wasn't going to be cremated, I'd want this hearse.
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Or, if you want to get carried in a supercharged V8 Jaaaag.
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Crematory urns are often carried in hearses. Kinda defeat the purpose of all the coach building efforts.
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Plus it's not like they just chuck bodies in there, I'm pretty sure they use coffins too.
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Why so much greenhouse ?
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Ah ok, good to know
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The perfect hearse for the person who wants to delay their final test as long as possible.
If you're lucky, you'll get beached on a pebble or crack an oil pan and get another few hours above ground.
(Yeah yeah I know it's probably bagged, but a guy can dream that somewhere someone is scraping around in a static hearse.)
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I think that may be a "Packard", not a Stutz
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I know I am late to this post, but I am surprised no one posted the E type hearse from Harold and Maude.